Sunday, March 29, 2009

keseronokan di musim hujan

bila musim hujan je sume orang mengeluh. sbbnye xleh nk bergerak ke sane sini. tp nk wat cane kn. rahmat dari Dia tu. tapi yg besnye tym hujan ni (bagi aku laa..) adalah meredah hujan tym naik moto. wowww!!!

aku baru je balik dari umah. bese la..menjenguk kedua orang tua tersayang. sihat ke idak. hehehe. nak dijadikan cerita, semasa aku tgh melayan deruan angin kt atas moto tetiba hujan turun dengan lebatnye kt gombak. aku mmg da agak da mesti ujan punye sbb langit gelap len macam je. dalam ati pkir nk benti ke idak. xdan 2 saat pkir aku decide trus gerak je. dulik ah. layan je. hohohoho.

sambil ber-jai ho kt atas moto, aku redah ujan yang lebat tu dgn ati yg tenang smbil tersengih-sengih girang. dari gombak sampai la ke seri kembangan. part paling bes tym tu ialah di-splash oleh lori-lori dan treler-treler. rase cam kt water theme park plak.hahahahaha..oleh itu, jgn la rasakan bahawa ujan itu leceh. take it positively and live life to the max!

nasihat dari MOSTI: berhati-hati di jalan raya. pasang tali pinggang keledar di belakang. ingatlah insan yang tersayang.

yang benar,
kamen rider

Saturday, March 28, 2009

earth hour n skipping

wahh..lagi 8 minit nk padam sume letrik ni.

rase2 cam nk men skipping selama sejam tapi tali skipping da ilang.

tapi xpe, rendang daging ade lagi.

marilah kembali ke zaman dulu kala selama sejam. peace!

save our earth.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

it doesn't matter anyway

people keep on barking about liverpool beats manchester united.

i don't give a shit.

so what if man u beaten by liverpool?

it doesn't matter anyway.

and they will keep on barking and barking like dogs.

i don't give a fuck.

they barking like they are football stars who have played in EPL.

and it has nothing to do with me.

my life will still goes on even man u eliminated from the league.

being sarcasm whatsoever. isn't that fun?

yours truly,
football "hooligan"

when my mental-disease comes

when it comes at this moment, i feel like i'm living in a world where nobody's around. and it's painful.

  • games: boring
  • hang out: raining outside
  • meals: never enough
  • movies: boring
  • musics: boring
  • laying around: spine-ache
  • sleep: overslept
  • study: don't care
  • friends: such a bullshit
  • love: are you there?
and the list keep on going.what the hell is goin on.. oh, luckily i got a blog to deliver these out. yeah. nice one.

yours truly,
do i care?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

apabila 2 orang x dpt memuaskan hati satu sama lain

ai..

ai..

da mkn?

da..

oo..

hmm..

hmm..

wtpe?

tade wtpe.

oo..

emm..

emm...

nape?

tade pe..

emm..

hmm..

bosn?

haah..

hmmmmmm....*sigh*

adaptasi dari perbualan yang dicuri-lihat di enset yang berwarna merah.

yang benar,
fake plastic tree

Friday, March 13, 2009

Something to share (copied)

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers .

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1.Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football and any sports that required ball.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight!
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

ittadakimasu!

sekarang aku da jupe balik obsesi aku yang da lama tak bersua.

jeng jeng jeng...

kimchi ramen

hohohoho...inilah makanan ruji aku masa sem 3 dulu. sgt sedap kalo dimakan panas2.
x pecaye cubelaa.. walaupun harganya agak mahal berbanding megi2 lain. tapi sgt berbaloi. sebab aku xsuke da mkn megi2 biasa ni. da muak. dari sekolah dulu asik mkn bnde yg same je. tuka selera plak. last2 terus berkenan smpai skrg.hohohohoho...

ittadakimasu!

yang benar,
encik kimchi dong-woo

Monday, March 9, 2009

yeah..ni blog aku!

akhirnya...

aku wat blog sndiri. sebelum ni asik berkarya di blog lain. ade plak yg xpuas ati tu. padahal aku jgak yg buat blog tu. sibuk je...so, dgn indienye aku ber-blog di tmpt sndiri. xde sape nk bising. xde sape nk pertikai. kalo ade sape2 yg xpuas ati meh one by one ngn aku. kite lpak minum smbil berbicara. haaa..

untuk post pertama ni aku xde byk idea ntuk berkarya kerana otak aku da kosong. xdpt nk berpikir jauh disebabkan byk sgt bnda aku nk pkir. so, wat sementara waktu ni aku kosongkan dlu supaya aku x berpkir ape2. susanye bile da besar ni. byk bnde nk kne pkir. kn bes jadi budak2. xyah pkir byk2. xde byk masalah. xde serabut2. xde kusut2. yg pnting enjoy. waaaaa..bes!

tapi masa x bole di-rewind sesuka hati. (mmg xleh lgsung kan..) nk xnk kne la hadap2 sume bnde ni. sebagai satu cabaran, satu halangan untuk berjaya dlm kehidupan sndiri. kesimpulannya, skrg aku bermasalah. dan bila aku bermasalah, aku akan moody sehingga masalah itu selesai dan aku tidak moody lagi.

hmmm..mungkin inilah salah satu fungsi blog. tempat meluahkan rasa.

post pertama da x seronok. *sigh*

yang benar,
under pressure



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